Have yourself a Naughty Little Christmas…
by Max Bonny
Turn up the heat this Sexmas with my five hot-tips for ultimate festive fun!
Don’t let lockdown or the winter blues spoil your fun this holiday. Use this time, stuck indoors, to get adventurous and make some sexy, kinky memories with the one you love…
A Kinky Countdown:
Why limit your frisky frivolities to just Christmas day when you can enjoy a whole month of fun and games with a naughty advent calendar! A lot of the big-brand sex toy companies have calendars stuffed to the brim with toys and accessories to make each December day a little spicier. They can be expensive, however, and if you can’t find one to suit your budget, you could get creative and make your own with small goodies including festively-flavoured lube or chocolate body paint. Another option is to buy or download a booklet of sexy coupons and number your favourites from 1-25 before pinning them to a tinsel-trimmed noticeboard. You could even write your own kinky IOU advents, together, in mini Christmas cards or on gift tags… just don’t get them confused with the ones for the family!
Ironically, the shops are full of glittery, sparkly party outfits and sharp suits but we have no events to attend! So, why not inject a little glamour into your next date night instead and host a sophisticated soiree for two? When you look your best, you feel great and your confidence shines; nothing is sexier! You could cook your favourite dinner together, complete with cocktails; order in from a fancy restaurant, or keep it simple with a cheese board and nibbles. Set the mood with candles, gentle music and your finest place settings. As you savour every delicious bite, touch, flirt and take the time to really savour each other – channel those steamy first-date vibes. Plus, when you’re ready for dessert, the bedroom is only a stone’s throw away!
Take the games out of the bedroom and put your own personal, sexy twist on a classic instead! Traditionally, ‘tis the season to break out the board games and watch as carnage ensnares, but this year, let’s swap the feisty tempers for frisky teasing. Let temperatures soar with a game of strip poker, naked Twister or even dirty-word Scrabble. Pass Go and receive oral or collect the cash? Put a special price on that hotel or get wickedly sinful in order to get out of jail for free… the possibilities are endless! If you can’t be with your partner, why not download a game app and have fun forfeits for the loser? Best out of three, please!
A Festive Photoshoot:
Can you hear those sleigh bells ringing or is that the sound of your brand-new jingle bell nipple clamps? Channel your inner Mr or Mrs Claus with some festive lingerie and create your very own boudoir photoshoot experience. You don’t need a professional camera or lighting; instead, focus on the fun and silliness of the moment and just enjoy the close intimacy and the beauty of your partner’s body. You could introduce some Christmassy props like baubles, a Santa hat or candy canes to suck on! Whilst you take your stunning snaps, you’ll also create precious memories that you’ll be able to look back on and cherish for years to come.
What better way to beat the chill than with some steamy yule-tide lovemaking? Lay down a snug bed of soft blankets and cushions, get the fire roaring and enjoy your beautifully decorated Christmas tree from a more interesting angle! It’s a perfect excuse to draw the blinds and block out the dreariness of the outside world for a few hours. Let your worries melt into insignificant as you relish the sensation of heat and comfort against your naked skin. After, as you kiss and snuggle in post-coital bliss, why not extend the pleasure with a romantic holiday film and an indulgent hot chocolate or mulled wine?